Death Wishes Funeral Planner

Because The Only Thing Worse Than a Funeral Is a Boring One

Let's be honest—no one wakes up thinking, "Today's the day I plan my funeral!" (And if you did, we're impressed with your productivity levels.) But here's the thing: planning ahead is actually the ultimate act of love for the people you care about most.

Our digital workbook turns what could be a awkward, avoided conversation into something surprisingly manageable—maybe even a bit refreshing. Think of it as planning your ultimate party—just one you won't personally attend.

Give Your Family The Gift They Didn't Know They Needed

Imagine sparing your loved ones from the "Did Mum prefer cremation or burial?" guessing game while they're grieving. (Talk about bad timing for a pop quiz.)

From picking your exit music (finally, a legitimate reason to blast "Highway to Hell") to documenting where you hid all your passwords, Death Wishes ensures your send-off is as unique as your fingerprint—and your family isn't left scrambling through your desk drawers looking for that important paperwork you mentioned that one time.

What's Inside Your $27 Digital Workbook:

• No Doom and Gloom Design: Clean, colourful pages that won't make you feel like you're signing your life away. (Well, technically...)
• Fill-in-the-Blank Simplicity: Straightforward prompts like "Songs that should definitely be played" and "Songs that should never be played" (we're looking at you, "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang).
• The Big Stuff, Simplified: Easy sections for burial vs. cremation preferences, service ideas, and who gets your vintage troll doll collection.
• The Details No One Thinks About: Space for social media account info, subscription services to cancel, and that secret hiding spot for your emergency chocolate stash.
• Personal Messages: Leave behind notes for loved ones that don't sound like they came from a greeting card factory.

How This Works (It's Really Simple):

1. Download Instantly: Get immediate access to your PDF after checkout. No waiting for shipping or wondering if it got lost in the mail.
2. Fill It Out Your Way: Print it out and use your favourite pen. Work on it while watching Netflix—we won't judge.
3. Take Breaks: Rome wasn't planned in a day. Come back to it whenever inspiration (or courage) strikes.
4. Share With Your People: Print copies for trusted family members or scan and email them the file. Or keep it mysterious and leave a note saying "Check my 'In Case I Kick the Bucket' folder on my desktop."

Why You'll Actually Use This (Unlike That Fitness Tracker Collecting Dust):

• It's Refreshingly Straightforward: No legal mumbo-jumbo or funeral industry jargon. Just human questions with space for human answers.
• Peace of Mind: Sleep better knowing your family won't be stuck playing the "What Would Mum Have Wanted?" game show.
• It's Basically a Time Machine: Give your future self (and family) the gift of preparation. Future You says "thanks!"
• Family Drama Prevention: Reduce the chances of your siblings arguing over whether you'd want Aunt Edna's questionable eulogy at your service. (Spoiler: you don't.)

Whether you're a planning enthusiast with colour-coded calendars or someone who finally decided to adult today, Death Wishes helps you document your final farewell in a way that feels less like paperwork and more like leaving your legacy.

Get Your Death Wishes Funeral Planner - Just $27

Because planning ahead isn't just practical—it's your final chance to call the shots.

What Our Customers Say:

"I put this off for years because it felt too morbid. Death Wishes actually had me laughing while planning my funeral. Who knew that was possible?" — Jennifer P.

"Bought this for my parents after spending weeks trying to plan my grandfather's funeral with zero guidance. This workbook would have saved us so many headaches and arguments." — Michael S.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this going to make me sad?

Most customers report feeling relieved, empowered, and sometimes even entertained while working through their Death Wishes. Think of it like writing your autobiography with a focus on your grand finale.

What format will I receive?

A beautiful, fillable PDF that you can type into directly or print out and complete by hand. Your choice, no judgment.

Can I update it later?

Absolutely! Changed your mind about that Viking funeral? No problem. Since you own the file, you can update it anytime your preferences evolve or when you think of new details to add.

Is this legally binding?

Death Wishes documents your preferences and wishes but isn't a legal document like a will. Think of it as a comprehensive guide for your loved ones rather than a legal directive. For legal matters, we recommend complementing this with a proper will (boring but necessary).

Ready to Plan Your Perfect Goodbye?

Procrastination level: "I'll plan my funeral tomorrow." We get it! But your future self (and family) will thank you for taking this step today.

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